Christmas season is upon us, and so is the many family events that goes with it. It’s always great to get to see your family, however, the many ridicules (and seriously awkward) questions that family members tends to ask can be the worst thing ever to deal with!
Here is some good (and maybe a bit weird) answers to stupid family questions.
Are you keeping your grades up?
“Lets just say that my grades are just as much up as my bank account balance”
“You are aware that it’s common curtesy to wait 6 months until you bring up tragedies right?”
“The most important thing is that everybody is healthy and happy”
so how’s the lovelife going?
“It’s like running on a treadmill, it’s going absolutely nowhere”
“Great! Nothing non-existent have ever been this sweet”
“Like Stephen Hawking… Not at all”
where is the boyfrriend at?
“There was a mess up with the delivery service, and I didn’t received him in time for christmas”
“Hopefully in one of the big parcels under the christmas tree”
“He’s spending the night climbing down chimneys and delivering gifts”
Can you just come help clean up the kitchen?
“Sorry I pulled a muscle while eating”
“I’m just in the middle of meditating”
“Did you also hear that noise? I’d better go check on that”
Did you gain weighT?
“Surely not, I’ve been on a strict christmas cookie diet all December”
“Why? Does this this dress makes my ass look fat?”
“Of course, I figured it would be nice with some extra padding to keep warm during winter”
Are you eating enough vegetables at uni?
“Of course! I almost always get vegetables on my pizza”
“Most definitely… I mean chocolate comes from chocolate BEANS right?”
I hope you aren’t spending New Years getting drunk?
“Drunk? I’m not familiar with the concept”
“Of course not! I’m spending News Years praying to God”
“Only drunk on happiness”